Jake December Contest: Rhymes

[Frank_Official]

Jake Contest December: Rhymetime

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We're giving away a box of Jake every other month here on Talk. You can win a free box of Jake filled with the meals of your choice and an official spot in our legendary hall of fame by entering the bi-monthly contest. And of course, have fun while you're at it.

Join by replying to this post

Entering the contest is easy as pie. All you have to do is reply to the contest post, which in fact, is this post (so you can just reply to this post ). Of course, follow the month’s contest rules and as always, keep our forum rules in mind.

This month’s contest

Win yourself a box of shakes,
A nice poem 's all it takes.

Show off your rhyming skill,
What's to say, you know the drill,

Oh and a free sample for everyone that tries,
Rice.

[Cal]

I'm just doing this to get me some jake,
Coz if I get it I won't have to bake.
Quite a few calories in every packet,
Means I don't have to waste time baking that potato of the jacket
So give me this win, this victory,
Because if I don't win, this poem makes me look ridiculously silly
So @Frank_Official would you be so kind,
As to give me free Jake, because of this rhyme?

[Erica]

At Jake there all in for the December days,
Inviting us to share some rhyming ways.

They say join this month’s contest and send in your rhymes,
To earn a free box of Jake and their respect for all times.

I am assuming to gain bonus points for every rhyme with Jake,
Enabling me to dive into this festive season with a little shake.

I really want to win myself a box full of Jakes,
I know a smashing poem is all it takes.

[DaniF]

Lol, bummer I suck at rhyming in english. Good luck all

[malkavian]

Same here. If spanish were accepted...

[presoblu]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
All that I need
is powder food!

[NXS]

This rhymes contest going on is swell
But I feel like I should tell
That just like John doesn't rhyme with Shaun
Tries doesn't really rhyme with rice

And Jake is nice.

[ottavia]

I would like to tell you the following story,
of course it is rhyming, as is mandatory.

I was walking this summer around Peru a bunch,
and had no opportunity to cook any lunch.

But I had brought along enough portions of Jake,
that allowed me to prepare the delicious shake.

It was easy to make and quick to clean,
providing each needed vitamin and protein.

It's a complete and affordable meal:
I dare you to find a better deal!

So let me leave you with this recommendation:
never leave Jake at home when you go on vacation.

[JetroP]

Sometimes I eat Jake for breakfast,
My friends say it makes me the funniest.
I don’t Jake at night,
My tummy would ignite,
Jake Sports sure is the mightiest!

I
I shake
I shake my
I shake my Jake
Dinnertime!

I dont know if these counts as one or two but it was fun rhyming with an online dictionary

[Sotiris_Venetis]

SOMETIMES I FEEL HUNGRY... BUT THEN I THINK.... THATS NOT THE THING... MAYBE ITS MY BRAIN THAT NEEDS TO THINK.... I CRAVE FOR FOOD... FOR FOOD FOR THOUGHT... BUT THEN AGAIN HUNGER WONT STOP.... I LOOKED AROUND SEARCHING FOR GOOD.. BUT ALL I FOUND WAS ONLY FOOD.... ONE DAY I HEARD SOMEONE WAS HUNGRY... HE COULDNT GET WHY HE WAS ANGRY... HOW TO THINK OR HOW TO EAT... ITS NOT A SIMPLE TASK TO LIVE ..... SO I DECIDED I'LL MAKE A TURN... I WILL STOP EATING AND START TO BURN.... NOT BURN THE FUELS OR THE FORESTS... JUST BURN FROM PASSION AND COMPASION... HELP OTHERS PEOPLE FIND SOME FOOD... BEFORE ITS LATE TO MAKE GOOD... NOW I WILL START EATING... AND ALSO THINKING.... THINK HOW TO EAT... AND HOW TO THINK ... EAT JAKE SHAKE ITS FOOD FOR THOUGHT... MAKE A LEAVING FULL OF LOVE...

[Thom]

Haha nice dude. I was expecting something hard but it's so friendly

[Ryan_Williams]

A free sample of Jake costs nothing, but gives much.

It enriches those who receive,
without making poorer those who give.
It takes but a moment,
but the memory of it sometimes lasts forever.

None is so rich or mighty that he can get along without it, and none is so poor but that he can be made rich by it.

A Jake creates happiness in the home,
fosters good will in business,
and is the countersign of friendship.
It brings rest to the weary,
cheer to the discouraged,
sunshine to the sad,
and is nature's best antidote for trouble.

Yet it cannot be bought, begged, borrowed, or stolen,
for it is something that is of no value to anyone
until it is given away.

Some people are too tired to give you a Jake.
Give them one of yours,
as none needs a Jake so much as he who has no more to give.

[jurre_b]

Sinterklaas was thinking,
Should Jake shake be the thing that I'm drinking?

With nutrients from all over the seas,
Is Jake the one thing one needs?

Started in Amsterdam,
Jake wasn't just for a m'am.

So even 'the Sint' could drink it,
Together with his 'pieten' who'd take the Jake sporty bit.

Since they have to climb on all the roofs,
Followed by Sint's horses hoofs.

Even Amerigo could use some Jake,
Giving him energy to bring gifts for all the children's sake.

Back to Jake,
Some say, it's all you'll need to take.

Vitamins, minerals, nutrients and fibres,
Makes Jake a product with loads of happy subscribers.

Same goes for the Sint,
Who takes one for every stint.

He even drops down the chimney of the Groningen guys,
To make sure he gets some of that Jake merchandise.

So make sure to order a shake,
Because if the Sint uses it, you not ordering would be a mistake.

[AnjaVijf]

At Jake there in for Xmas fun,
So here I bring my latest pun.

Continuing the rhyming hype,
they will activate your festive vibe.

A box of shakes for me to win,
Just gotta make them rhymes and send them in.

Each effort will generate success,
a free sample of Jake, god bless!

[LianHurr]

Chaque jour je me leve avec,
Een onuistaanbaar grote trek
But I dont like to cook or bake,
E quindi mi prendo una bella Jake

[Marky]

Hi there, my dear Jake,
will you be my future lunch break?

All the nutrients I need,
damn, that sounds sweet!

Already wanted to give it a try,
but now a free sample, o-my!

I really cannot wait,
when will be the shipping date?

[Bjorn_Tantau]

Would I rather drink Jake
or eat some cake?
I want to stop my growth,
I hope Jake's what I like.
If I do like both
I will go on a hike.

[Dham]

I tried Jake.
And I was suprised when I tasted it
So many flavours that isn't fake
Now is the right time to be fit

So i'm going to spread the world about Jake
Everybody have to eat it. Take Jake.

[CTConnolly86]

"Jake is a new type of food",
well, okay, but is it any good?

Everything you need in one shake,
to be honest, it sounds a little fake.

However, my boss loves this stuff and he's a stand-up guy,
now with a free sample, why not give it a try?

Something healthy after the holidays is probably just what I need,
even in line with my New Years resolution to consume a little less meat.

I'll make sure to let you guys know what I think,
once I had the chance to try my first Jake-drink!

Happy holidays to all of you,
cheers, Lou!

(got up in the rhyming there, actually my name is not Lou )

[WWWFla]

I like to Jake and bake,
But it ain't nothing like a steak.

It's all vegan and stuff,
Still it makes you buff.

I like to get a sample,
So my children will look at me and think what a good example