So, I ordered - and received - a box of banana cinnamon bars when they were released a while back.
Took a first bite, then a second. Spitted it out, gave the entire box to a friend.
As I'm not rancorous - and like the idea of a bar as an afternoon snack - I ordered a box again, this time with the new forest fruit flavor. Just took a first bite, then a second. And... spitted it out again.
I think I'm going to pass on the bars.
disclaimers: I'm on jake shakes everyday for almost a year.