Before I had Jake, I had Hormel and Kelloggs.
I had ups and downs; anger, stress, fear and fatigue. I had fatty liver and a lazy mind.
Before I had Jake, I was Helga and KinderJoy.
I was chew and crunch; sheepish, foul, ease and confined. I was both sick and slow combined.
But now! Now I have Jake! I am Hero and Keenness!
I rise early and bright; calm, fair, jumping (literally JUMPING) with joy! I have play and energy unassigned!
So I wrote poem of sorts.
Before I had you, I wasn't me. Danke.